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NiggaNews.Ca Goes Live
“controversial nature has invited numerous attacks. Terrorists organization and governments the like have attempted to silence the” Continue reading NiggaNews.Ca Goes Live
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Police Chief Implicated in Shooting Video
“My family watched that horrific video of Justine. The things that monster did to her are unforgivable. We demand remuneration for the damages inflicted to her.” Continue reading Police Chief Implicated in Shooting Video
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Electronics Store Pawns Defective Goods
“Exchanging isn’t exactly the most attractive option either. I know what goes on in that back room.” Continue reading Electronics Store Pawns Defective Goods
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Trumping U.S. Border Patrol
“Before common sense prevails I hop a chain link fence and enter bush. The forest is thick, and branches are tearing at my clothes. Obama forgive me, I’m illegally immigrating.” Continue reading Trumping U.S. Border Patrol
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Weekly Update ; 6/9/2017
James Comey has leaked behind doors conversations with Trump…Tehran’s parliament was targeted; assailants livestreamed their… Continue reading Weekly Update ; 6/9/2017
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Kathy Griffin Formally Charged with Inciting a Riot
NN mini doc – At the white house, comedienne Kathy Griffin entertained President Trump and associates in a private event. The show; a state mandated performance, after Kathy posted a viral video inciting violence towards the commander in chief. In the wee hours of the night, Kathy and Trump retired to the oval office. The president utilized his classic handshake / pussy grab maneuver . … Continue reading Kathy Griffin Formally Charged with Inciting a Riot
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Breath of the Wild: Late Ass Thoughts
Can we just go back the 90’s for a bit? Obligatory shout out to Ocarina of Time. Best game of all time. Zelda Breath of the Wild. The latest addition to the franchise actually never made it NN. Apparently Nintendo doesn’t think we are famous enough. Like some basic pleb, I was forced to trade in several rare copies of old Pokemon games at my … Continue reading Breath of the Wild: Late Ass Thoughts
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Justin Bieber climbs to No. 1 Pick, Racial Draft | Tiger Woods falls -780
NN Reports — Looks like it’s a swing and a miss for Tiger. Police picked up the Mario Golf star after neighbors reported seeing a “turnt up” looking brother in the area. Woods was found naked, under the influence of Xanax and single fatherhood. This could not come at a worse time, as last night also marked Billboard’s Annual Racial Draft. Upon hearing news of … Continue reading Justin Bieber climbs to No. 1 Pick, Racial Draft | Tiger Woods falls -780
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Editor Accused of Spreading "Fake News"
NN reports, Chief Editor OTH€LLO X has been put on administrative leave. After posting a devastating expose on… himself, X drew further scrutiny for his “creative” recounting of the night in question. O€X provided an audio recording of the incident. The file apparently corroborates his version of events. SJW’s are expected not to give a fuck. Be warned, this shit is hard to listen to. Questions … Continue reading Editor Accused of Spreading "Fake News"
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How to Get Banned from a Comedy Club
“The audience appreciates not having to hear someone spend five minutes talking about their dick….The host throws up a signal; I’m next. Time for my big debut.” Continue reading How to Get Banned from a Comedy Club
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Lil Wayne dedicates Carter V to Chicago PD
“Then proceeded to pledge a $1,000,000 donation to the Chicago Police…” Continue reading Lil Wayne dedicates Carter V to Chicago PD
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Rachel Maddow Renounces Homosexuality on Cable News
“for years she had masqueraded as a Lesbian. Naturally opinionated and fierce, Rachel realized…” Continue reading Rachel Maddow Renounces Homosexuality on Cable News
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Toronto Bohemian Blog #1 Chance Encounter
“These streets had left me hungry and unforgiving. Maybe this was the universe allowing me to make amends. Probably though…” Continue reading Toronto Bohemian Blog #1 Chance Encounter
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Riverdale Review: Chapter 11 Homecoming
Riverdale as a post-millenial expression of the current zeitgeist …. Homecoming brings back Archie’s swoon-worthy vocals, but even he can’t stop a…” Continue reading Riverdale Review: Chapter 11 Homecoming
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Rachel Dolezal On Urban Crime; Real Life Minority Reporter.
“Rachel called 911 and reported seeing a shooting in progress. Based on details from the vision, the police we’re able arrive on the scene and apprehend the gunman” Continue reading Rachel Dolezal On Urban Crime; Real Life Minority Reporter.
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Donald Trump Bans Canadian Immigrants With Morning Wood
“immediately arrested the man for contraband. The Maple Leafs Ban prohibits” Continue reading Donald Trump Bans Canadian Immigrants With Morning Wood
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Breaking: Bill O’Reilly Appointed Minister of Sexual Education by Trump
“Political analyst have confirmed the legality of the move. Trump’s team is said to be relying on section 10 Code§ 920 – Art. 120 of the” Continue reading Breaking: Bill O’Reilly Appointed Minister of Sexual Education by Trump
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Weeknd Streams Drastic Weight Loss On Facebook Live
“The Weekn’d proclaimed it was time for him to succumb to the demands of his fame” Continue reading Weeknd Streams Drastic Weight Loss On Facebook Live
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Trudeau Administration Fires Clap Bombs at North Korean Air Base
“The UN was quick to decry this unilateral attack as illegal, but Trudeau asserts that it was in fact a peacekeeping mission.” Continue reading Trudeau Administration Fires Clap Bombs at North Korean Air Base