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Kathy Griffin Formally Charged with Inciting a Riot

NN mini doc – At the white house, comedienne Kathy Griffin entertained President Trump and associates in a private event. The show; a state mandated performance, after Kathy posted a viral video inciting violence towards the commander in chief. In the wee hours of the night, Kathy and Trump retired to the oval office. The president utilized his classic handshake / pussy grab maneuver . … Continue reading Kathy Griffin Formally Charged with Inciting a Riot

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Breath of the Wild: Late Ass Thoughts

Can we just go back the 90’s for a bit? Obligatory shout out to Ocarina of Time. Best game of all time. Zelda Breath of the Wild. The latest addition to the franchise actually never made it NN. Apparently Nintendo doesn’t think we are famous enough. Like some basic pleb, I was forced to trade in several rare copies of old Pokemon games at my … Continue reading Breath of the Wild: Late Ass Thoughts

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Justin Bieber climbs to No. 1 Pick, Racial Draft | Tiger Woods falls -780

NN Reports — Looks like it’s a swing and a miss for Tiger. Police picked up the Mario Golf star after neighbors reported seeing a “turnt up” looking brother in the area. Woods was found naked, under the influence of Xanax and single fatherhood. This could not come at a worse time, as last night also marked Billboard’s Annual Racial Draft. Upon hearing news of … Continue reading Justin Bieber climbs to No. 1 Pick, Racial Draft | Tiger Woods falls -780

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Editor Accused of Spreading "Fake News"

NN reports, Chief Editor OTH€LLO X has been put on administrative leave. After posting a devastating expose on… himself,  X drew further scrutiny for his “creative” recounting of the night in question. O€X provided an audio recording of the incident. The file apparently corroborates his version of events. SJW’s are expected not to give a fuck. Be warned,  this shit is hard to listen to. Questions … Continue reading Editor Accused of Spreading "Fake News"