‘Questions’ Review: Chris Brown Answers to Nobody

NN beats —   Hot Damn. Breezy’s got another one. And it looks like Rhianna gave it to him. The Loyal singer recently dropped his track Questions, and it’s a banger. No doubt riding upon the dancehall resurgence pioneered by Drizzy Marley. Brown outstrips most his competitors in the genre. Vocally; creatively, this is some of the best airport dancehall of 2017. An authentic island … Continue reading ‘Questions’ Review: Chris Brown Answers to Nobody

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Grey Review: Black Play for White People

Move aside Fruitvale Station, the black experience has been dissected in a Fringe play. Grey, directed and written by Chantal Forde. A white passing, racially ambiguous, redbone. Who felt qualified creating a piece about a young black man’s struggle out of the ghetto. Color me skeptical. Urban reporter extraordinaire. Led to the venue by a mixture of personal and journalistic curiosity. “Never really understood the whole dark skinned / … Continue reading Grey Review: Black Play for White People

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Kathy Griffin Formally Charged with Inciting a Riot

NN mini doc – At the white house, comedienne Kathy Griffin entertained President Trump and associates in a private event. The show; a state mandated performance, after Kathy posted a viral video inciting violence towards the commander in chief. In the wee hours of the night, Kathy and Trump retired to the oval office. The president utilized his classic handshake / pussy grab maneuver . … Continue reading Kathy Griffin Formally Charged with Inciting a Riot

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Justin Bieber climbs to No. 1 Pick, Racial Draft | Tiger Woods falls -780

NN Reports — Looks like it’s a swing and a miss for Tiger. Police picked up the Mario Golf star after neighbors reported seeing a “turnt up” looking brother in the area. Woods was found naked, under the influence of Xanax and single fatherhood. This could not come at a worse time, as last night also marked Billboard’s Annual Racial Draft. Upon hearing news of … Continue reading Justin Bieber climbs to No. 1 Pick, Racial Draft | Tiger Woods falls -780

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Editor Accused of Spreading "Fake News"

NN reports, Chief Editor OTH€LLO X has been put on administrative leave. After posting a devastating expose on… himself,  X drew further scrutiny for his “creative” recounting of the night in question. O€X provided an audio recording of the incident. The file apparently corroborates his version of events. SJW’s are expected not to give a fuck. Be warned,  this shit is hard to listen to. Questions … Continue reading Editor Accused of Spreading "Fake News"

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White People are Turning Diversity into the Hunger Games

The tributes are all shepherded into a small room. Black, Hispanic, Asian; a plethora of different ethnicities represented. Some are even white. A panel of judges sit opposite, their eyes and clipboards already appraising. This was an audition, so why the hell did it feel like a gladiator pit? Oh right, only one of us is being cast. Such is the entertainment industry. We are … Continue reading White People are Turning Diversity into the Hunger Games