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Justin Bieber climbs to No. 1 Pick, Racial Draft | Tiger Woods falls -780

NN Reports — Looks like it’s a swing and a miss for Tiger. Police picked up the Mario Golf star after neighbors reported seeing a “turnt up” looking brother in the area. Woods was found naked, under the influence of Xanax and single fatherhood. This could not come at a worse time, as last night also marked Billboard’s Annual Racial Draft. Upon hearing news of … Continue reading Justin Bieber climbs to No. 1 Pick, Racial Draft | Tiger Woods falls -780

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Editor Accused of Spreading "Fake News"

NN reports, Chief Editor OTH€LLO X has been put on administrative leave. After posting a devastating expose on… himself,  X drew further scrutiny for his “creative” recounting of the night in question. O€X provided an audio recording of the incident. The file apparently corroborates his version of events. SJW’s are expected not to give a fuck. Be warned,  this shit is hard to listen to. Questions … Continue reading Editor Accused of Spreading "Fake News"

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White People are Turning Diversity into the Hunger Games

The tributes are all shepherded into a small room. Black, Hispanic, Asian; a plethora of different ethnicities represented. Some are even white. A panel of judges sit opposite, their eyes and clipboards already appraising. This was an audition, so why the hell did it feel like a gladiator pit? Oh right, only one of us is being cast. Such is the entertainment industry. We are … Continue reading White People are Turning Diversity into the Hunger Games