Weekly Update ; 6/9/2017

A$AP Rocky dropped visuals for his single Wrong. Title basically sums up my feeling towards seeing all these rappers turn into fashionable slaves. Regardless of whether it represents the systematic emasculation of the black male, Rocky is definitely a house nigga.

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Blessed or lightskinned?

Drake drops To The Max featuring DJ Khaled. The jam is grimmy Floridian good times. At least Drizzy is using citations in his cultural appropriation. Drake’s vocals have never been this crisp, too bad the beat is whack. Sounds like Khaled just used the b side of his two year old sons mixtape. Will still listen again.

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Another what?

Chris Brown says Welcome To My Life in his new documentary. At the premier, Breezy opted out of a baby sitter and brought his daughter Royalty. Like a real princess, she got to enjoy front row to daddy’s Disney origin story. Flop or not,  black people are expected to support the film, because come on.

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Forever loyal

ISIS claimed responsibility for a Wednesday terror attack. Tehran’s parliament was targeted; assailants livestreamed their POV of the firefight. On twitch, viewers dictated the terrorists actions during the battle. Though their instructions we’re random, they led to a single gunman holding off the entire Iranian armed forces. Finally after a 24hr raid session, the feed cut, and police were able to move in.

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Camping much?

Justin Bieber performed a Manchester relief concert. Belting out hits to a crowd of eager fans, Bieber naturally killed. Footage of the event hit the web, prompting a shout out from ISIS.

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too soon ISIS

Kevin Hart appeared on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, providing mediocre comedy and above average modeling. Selling his fucking soul to the white man. Box office dominance expected to hold. Love you Kev.

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Speaking in Montreal, Barrack Obama tried his hand at French before then trying his hand on a French intern- whoops wrong president. Redbone extraordinaire called for unity, even including a jab at Trump. Afterwards meeting with Justin Trudeau in a bro date. Over coffee the the two discussed politics and swinging.

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Michele

After successfully ousting Toronto police from Pride 2017, Black Lives Matter has managed to also get themselves evicted from the festival. Reports indicate co founder Yusra Khogali, failed to apply in time. Initially the organization claimed they had met the application deadline according to “nigga time.” Yusra then took to Twitter.

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#Blackhairmatters

Bridget Anderson, ex girlfriend of Anthony Hill spoke with Teen Vogue. An Afghanistan veteran, our brother fell victim to police brutality during a PTSD episode. Officers could tell he was not in his right state of mind, they choose to fire anyway. Anderson is on her Kill Bill right now and has put the offending cop behind bars. Righteous.

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She single though?

James Comey has leaked behind doors conversations with Trump. It’s definitely the second tightest PDF about the president. Documents reveal nothing we didn’t already know. At multiple times Trump insisted Comedy drop the investigation, and maybe introduce him to his daughters.

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Oh Trumpie

 

 

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