Rachel Maddow Renounces Homosexuality on Cable News

–{Fox News Reports}

PAUSE. While livestreaming a dirty session with bae Susan Mikula, NBC podcaster Rachel Maddow ended the fun! Sources report she turned off YOUNG M.A. and cut the feed. In  a flash switching from shitter finger to Twitter fingers.


After effectively  dethroning Bill O’Reilley on the Neilson ratings, Maddow realized there was no reason to keep up facade. Dicks were her passion. For years she had masqueraded as a Lesbian. Naturally opinionated and fierce, Rachel realized that being gay would be the only way the world accept her. Or something.

Donald Trump DM’ed Rachel immediately.




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